Thursday, August 1, 2013

Diary of a Drunk Masseuse!

I have been going through a transition the past few months.
Tired of being raped in the "Ass" by the corporate world. In my most lady like manner, gave it a"Up yours" and decided to start my own Mobile Spa."See why i need the Vodka!!!"

Till today I have been very positive. All rainbows,bubblegum and sunny days. On paper my plan is puuurfect and yes I'm very proud of myself. My massage bed arrived,which is really stunning by the way.The second corporate event for Souletu Spa booked. Have amazing support from my friends and fam.

 "Hmmm so whats your issue Lynne"... Mother Huffffer! this hustling business is messed up!!!

I had the opportunity to look at my bank account today,i have been avoiding it.Ouch!!!!! Had to laugh because what i saw was a Joke and cried, because now would be a good time to have sugar a daddy!(Do you have a uncle? Don't be judging)   

"Lynne WTF are you doing crazy,crazy Woman"

That is how Reality came crashing down on me! I realize NOW that this is not going to be easy! (Lies you did tell, Liessss you hippy in my head) I still however have a Goal, I would like to achieve. So I choose to leave the pity party,before I turn into an alcoholic and start looking my age! I want to get back on my groovy train and try to remain Positive.

So to keep me motivated and also sane! I have decided to return to my blog and document my New Journey and all my"Cray cray"experiences as i make my way to the top!

This will not be a smooth ride,but I would prefer to have fun on my new journey. Laugh at my ups or downs and share my frustrationsss with you,so that you can laugh at me!
(e.g: today after reloading the news letter I was creating about 5 times! because it was retarded! I finally found the Big and Bold Undo Arrow right there in my face,the whole time.This was no joke!)

So I here by give you the first entry in my new Crazy Journey. Dum dum dum.............  Diary of a Drunk Masseuse!

FYI: Don't listen to Adel,when feeling depressed and somber!!! it will make you sad.    

 "Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming" -Dorry