Monday, January 19, 2015

My Name is Lynne Lee-Anne Maple and I am a Procrastinator!!!


"pro-cras-ti-na-tion |prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən, prō-|noun - the action of delaying or postponing something"

As I bust open the doors to 2015. I promised myself, no delusional resolutions this year!!! Instead I shall have a realistic goal and work on my Procrastination.!!!

 BWahawawawawa ....

No no seriously!! So I watched YouTube tutorials, took down notes and was very touched by Robin Sharmas video on (How I beat procrastination)

The next day I threw my self into it. Woke up at 6:30am, worked out before 7am ,had my coffee by 8am and pushed through my day constantly counselling myself. I uncluttered my space and I was gonna kill it!!!

Annnd then my Mind said STOP and truly shut down.... Teet teet teet teet -  life support 

Step into my mind. let me give you a glimpse of my daily battle. 

A procrastinator is the child, that drank the Red cool aid!! The irritating kid, bouncing every where,oh whats that, oh look there,hey another thing. Boing boing boing!!!
all over the place.

The only difference is that my cool aid is so Dang good, I justify why it would be best to go clean the fridge or look for that hair pin I lost Last month.When I actually, need to be doing my admin!!!  Hey I need to pin up my fringe #judgemuch.. I'll get to the admin later, after I try out this new candle making thing....  

It is the most frustrating thing being a procrastinator and so so F*ing tiring!!! Last week and especially today was very hard. I honestly thought it was going to be an easy battle.  

So in order to bust this, I truly need to understand why I procrastinate, because I am fighting a loosing battle with myself.
  1. I put off tasks,because I find them boring.
  2. I put off tasks,because of fear, that I will not succeed or not intelligent  enough. 
  3. I am Last min .com, which leads to underachieving and not reaching my full potential,which leads to regret and wallowing in self-pity!!!  

How do I fix Me and Bust free of Procrastination?
  • Planning. "Procrastinators love planning, quite simply because planning does not involve doing, and doing is the procrastinator’s Kryptonite."
Draw up a plan and the narrow it down to one item/goal. 
"The item you’re going to make your first priority. And the item that wins should be the one that means the most to you—the item that’s most important for your happiness. If urgent items are involved, those will have to come first and should be knocked out as quickly as possible in order to make way for the important items"

Prioritize and take on one task at a time. 
"No one “builds a house.” They lay one brick again and again and again and the end result is a house. Procrastinators are great visionaries—they love to fantasize about the beautiful mansion they will one day"  I am trying my best to use my diary, even if the task is very stupid.

  • Doing. "It’s not that procrastinators don’t like the concept of doing. They look at the bricks on their calendar and they think, “Great, this will be fun.” And that’s because when they picture the moment in the future"

Minimize distractions."If TV’s a huge problem, sell your TV. If the internet’s a huge problem, get a second computer for work that has Wifi disabled, and turn your phone on Airplane Mode during work sessions" My distraction at the moment is most definitely You Tube!

Create a support structure. 
"Solicit external support by telling one or more friends or family members about a goal you’re trying to accomplish and asking them to hold you to it." I have a fitness goal and every morning without fail, I irritate my friend with a "work out done" text. This motivates me and his encouragements helps me to keep my eye on the prize. 

Clean up, Clean up. Declutter your space, I have found when there is order around me I focus much better. 

You need to prove to yourself that you can do it.
"You need to show yourself you can do it, not tell yourself.Things will change when you show yourself that they can. Until then, you won’t believe it, and nothing will change" This is the most important point for me. 


Now I'm off to do the dishes ,as I was on my way there before I came to procrastinate. 









“you can’t do anything at all unless you begin"



Sunday, November 30, 2014

Benefits of "Failure"


Wow it has been forever since I have been here. Anyhoo..... 


Yesterday afternoon, a very good friend came by to check up on me. With a glass of wine in my hand and a beer in his, chilaxing in my garden. I was sharing and taking stock of my latest failure.

After listing silently to my Blah blah blah's of woe is me dramatics!! He told me a funny story.

Friend: When I went for my drivers licence. I was so confident, that I would pass. So when I failed, I cried because being good at everything and not knowing what it felt like to fail. But that experience, prepared me for the real world. A interview not going well or not passing my module at university.

This left me smiling and I laughed my first real laugh in a while. It also left me thinking of the definition of "Failure" We live in a competitive society that has big winners and big losers. 
Educators, motivation experts, life coaches, sport psychologists and other mentors mainly teach us how to approach success, how to be winners. Few teach us a much more valuable lesson. How to cope with failure.


The definition of "Failure"

 1.lack of success.


synonyms:
lack of success, non-successnon-fulfillmentdefeat,collapse,foundering, misfiring,coming to nothing, falling through; 



(Rewind Three weeks back 08 Nov 20014) ZZZZZZZZZZZoooooop - sound effect

The Ultimate Pamper Party. It was meant me a day of Sun, Laughter and Pampering.The day started with a small storm in a tea cup and it spilled over to a massive Natural Disaster!!! Me in the eye of the storm, with a WTF!!!! look on my face. Then came the WAVE of Angry bad reviews and emails. Some remarks were honest and constructive criticism.Then there were those remarks, that felt like a mob STOMPING on me.

I wanted this event to be SPECTACULAR!!! My Mother came all the way from Gauteng to see her daughters proud moment and in my mind,I can still see the picture of her soft sad eyes, sitting on a bench at the back of the restaurant looking on at my disaster around her. Above everything I wanted to make my family PROUD!!!

Everything I worked towards these past two years was for nothing. I was a nothing and I had nothing. Souletu Mobile Spa was my everything and although many people did not believe in it, I did!!! Now I MURDERED it, with a stupid once off event. Made myself look like a fool in front of so many people. The months of planning, all the late nights and no sleep it was all for nothing. I failed!!!! I am a FAILURE!!!


(Fast forward back to 29 Nov 2014 Chilaxing under the trees ) 
ZZZZTZZZZZZZZTZTZT -sound effect

Friend: So you apologized, keep your promise made to the guest. Now focus on the PRO's of your failure.  


*Pro 1. I now know what went wrong and with this knowledge my next event will      be SPECTACULAR!!!
*Pro 2. I get to meet the guest on a one on one basis and hopefully develop a lasting relationship. 
*Pro 3. I get to share my experience and help people make their event successful
*Pro 4. The most important above all, I found my VOICE!!! 



People who fail repeatedly develop persistence in the face of difficulties.
Never underestimate the magical properties of failure. It rewires the brain and gets the creative juices flowing. I am now more Motivated to make Souletu a brand I will be proud of. 


Embrace Failure (http://www.boxingscene.com/motivation/2603.php) 


Going through failure narrows down the possible approaches to success. 
Each failed experiment brings them a little closer to revolutionary breakthroughs. 

Failure reveals our ability. You'll never know how much weight you can lift until you reach an amount you can't. 

Failure strengthens our character. 

Failure inspires us. When we don't let discouragement hold us back, failure makes our desire burn hotter. Often this inspiration is a wish to avoid another failure.

Failure inspires others. Leaders must take risks. Even when they don't succeed, their courage can still make a difference.

Failure is better than regret.At least when we fail, we know. Not trying at all leaves us wondering.


My last Blah Blah Blah, to you. You are stronger than you know. The Universe, God, Buddha, Spaghetti Monster or Cloud Man. (which ever you believe in) Would never put something in your path that he,she or it knew you cant OVER COME. Never doubt or allow others to make you doubt your own ability and strength


Thank you to my friends and my family for being there for me. For getting me out of bed after a week and arming me with the tools, to build a better and more Fabutastic me!!!!


Singing: I can see clearly now the rain is gone... Skip Track 

Singing: I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose Fire away, fire away Ricochet,You shoot me down but I won't fall I am TITANIUM!!!

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Just Keep Swimming... many thx!


So my last post was the "Diaries of the Drunken Masseuse"
What did I say?  I'm going to "Diaries my Adventure, My Journey"... Mother Huffer I think that Masseuse was out of her mi-iieend. So enthusiastic about the new beginnings ...Awww !!!

Wow since then my new adventure has been...hmmm it has been... Sigh...

There is nothing to describe what these last 7 months were like!!Starting a business from the ground with next to nothing capital,no alternative income and still having day to day expenses. Please oh Please don't forget two cats to support! It has been a Mind F**k of note!!! 

But the reward of seeing my hard work, has been the best and such a wonderful in-describable feeling. What has topped that feeling,is introducing my hard work to people and they love it !!They see the potential I did not. So proud of myself for sticking through all this Crap and not giving up on my dream. 

My goal is not to be a millionaire!! I enjoy what i do,this is my passion. My goal is to make my dream come true,to expand my brand. My goal is to finally say to myself, you have achieved "Something"something wonderful, something I believe in.
 
I was told, this is the easy part and my journey is only beginning, there are still so many mountains and oceans and Crap traps, I need to cross. With a glass of wine in my hand I say... Bring it the F**K on,Bring on those #!Mother Huffen oceans and esp the Crap traps!!! I will show you, Ass crack .com!!

                              Pamper Packages and Events Pamper Packages and Events Pamper Packages and Events Pamper Packages and Events Pamper Packages and Events Pamper Packages and Events Pamper Packages and Events Pamper Packages and Events Pamper Packages and Events Pamper Packages and Events

Many times I thought "Lynne Just give up!! Except the fact that you failed, except that you have no confidence in what you are doing" But there were people around me, I did not want to disappoint. They had invested just as much, emotion and effort into making this my reality. There is nothing tangible in this world, I could give them to show how great-full and how much appreciation I have for them. Here is a Shout Out You!!!

Ting Ting - I am so very grateful, to you. Yes i forced myself on you, by constantly inviting you to tea at work. You have become, like a sister to me. Thank you so so so very much for all your confidence in my dream,for being such a fundamental force and for kicking my backside along the way. Most of all Thank you for your OVER THE TOP (qa) expertise!!! Thank you,Thank you a million times to you and Henry!!! (Be nice to him)  

Wendy - Thank you always for being a soundboard and swopping advise. Most of all for the motivation.

Craig - I'm so grateful for your advise and encouragement, at a time when i gave up!!! That conversation gave me hope, when i saw none!!! What happened soon after still feels like a Miracle  

Chimba - Thank you for keeping me sane,and keeping me well fed! Thank you so much for giving up so much of your time, esp your holiday to be my technician... Your words are like an irritating fly in my head "what you put in,you will get out" 

Kersia - Thank you so much for my site and all the time and effort. ( I owe you, didn't forget!)

My Crazy Peeps - Thank you,Thank you,Thank you, for all your support  - (Always beside you, so true!!!)

Tinyiko - Thank you, for being my guiney pig, you planted the seed. It is starting to sprout.


Emma Thank you, for everything you put in, for helping me build the foundation and your continues support from the side lines.
 

  • Most of all Thank you to my Parents!!! Thank you, for all your Love,encouragement and for believing in me.  





Thursday, August 1, 2013

Diary of a Drunk Masseuse!

I have been going through a transition the past few months.
Tired of being raped in the "Ass" by the corporate world. In my most lady like manner, gave it a"Up yours" and decided to start my own Mobile Spa."See why i need the Vodka!!!"

Till today I have been very positive. All rainbows,bubblegum and sunny days. On paper my plan is puuurfect and yes I'm very proud of myself. My massage bed arrived,which is really stunning by the way.The second corporate event for Souletu Spa booked. Have amazing support from my friends and fam.

 "Hmmm so whats your issue Lynne"... Mother Huffffer! this hustling business is messed up!!!

I had the opportunity to look at my bank account today,i have been avoiding it.Ouch!!!!! Had to laugh because what i saw was a Joke and cried, because now would be a good time to have sugar a daddy!(Do you have a uncle? Don't be judging)   

"Lynne WTF are you doing crazy,crazy Woman"

That is how Reality came crashing down on me! I realize NOW that this is not going to be easy! (Lies you did tell, Liessss you hippy in my head) I still however have a Goal, I would like to achieve. So I choose to leave the pity party,before I turn into an alcoholic and start looking my age! I want to get back on my groovy train and try to remain Positive.

So to keep me motivated and also sane! I have decided to return to my blog and document my New Journey and all my"Cray cray"experiences as i make my way to the top!

This will not be a smooth ride,but I would prefer to have fun on my new journey. Laugh at my ups or downs and share my frustrationsss with you,so that you can laugh at me!
(e.g: today after reloading the news letter I was creating about 5 times! because it was retarded! I finally found the Big and Bold Undo Arrow right there in my face,the whole time.This was no joke!)

So I here by give you the first entry in my new Crazy Journey. Dum dum dum.............  Diary of a Drunk Masseuse!

FYI: Don't listen to Adel,when feeling depressed and somber!!! it will make you sad.    

 "Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming" -Dorry


    

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Dinner with Friendlings!



There is never an excuse to just host a dinner party on a Tuesday eve and invite those you love!
It was a great eve of laughter,food,wine and most wonderful company!


Mwaaashims, One Love!



The Feast

Moussaka,Squash,Pot Bread,Cream Spinach,Roast potatoes,Butternut,Hongkong Chicken

 


 My First attempt at Moussaka 
It was the bomb, if I may toot my own horn

 
Desert 
Peanut butter,chock chip cookies and Choc squares 

  

The friendlings!







Credits To: Tk  for the spinach and butternut 
                  Taryn for the Hongkong chicken
                 Everybody who got the wine selection right!
                   

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Being Grateful!


Tonight I hosted a dinner for my friends , (just inje) like Karen would always say.
I was busy cooking away , when my one friend quietly came to me and said "Lynne I have something to tell you"

 "Lynne I just want to say thank you for being you and always remaining the same and never changing even through the bad"

I am so Grateful to all of you, who have become my family here in Cape Town. If it was not for you the good times would not be so discombobulated and the bad times would not have flown by so quickly!

Thank you Marquin!

Here are some of my favorite crazy moments! I'm so grateful to have shared with you all!!

 
Birds of a feather flock together
Discombobulating
Always Loud
Innovative
Styling

The Cheese
Sisters
That is how we roll
Therapist

Sunday, June 10, 2012

My New Toy


I invited friends for dinner next week and wanted to test out a new cookie recipe, I am planning to serve as desert. So off to the shops I go to get ingredients.

"Tra La La La, singing to mall music" then i saw it. My new toy! A voice came from above and said "Lynne imagine, no more whipping cream with a fork, no more mixing cake with a wooden spoon"  
I starting seeing visions of all the things i could do with it. There was no way of escaping,
I just had to have it!!

This is my remix and I'm sticking to it!





My first creation,using my new toy.

Peanut butter choc chip short bread cookie!

Thank you friendly, friend for sharing the recipe.These are so evil,but so very yummy!